i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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