He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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