We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Everything about him screamed your future.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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