I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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