I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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