The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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