found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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