Already got asked if we're dating
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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