Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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