If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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