is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize