: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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