i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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