and you said cock pushups were impossible
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
it was like eating out sand paper
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
