your thong is hanging out like whoa
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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