Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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