I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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