is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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