How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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