Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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