Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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