ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Do vagina's smell?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
