no, he came in my armpit
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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