i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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