hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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