Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
she told me i tasted like america
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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