kristin has been a bad kristin
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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