She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Is Oprah even human
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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