we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I smell stomach acid.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Randomize
