Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Randomize
