just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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