He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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