their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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