I feel like abortions should bother me more
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
