he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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