I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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