i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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