I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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