Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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