i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
