I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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