i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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