And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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