how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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