i think my mom watched the whole time
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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