You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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