So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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