Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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