Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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