This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Randomize
