i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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