you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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